Man is an animal and definitely not a monogamous one. There are only a few species around who are loyal to their respective partners, so loyal that if one partner dies, other stays alone for life.
But you definitely know men have a long history of being unfaithful and having multiple partners in some point of their life span. No doubt there are some loyal men out there but only a negligible fraction of them stay loyal due to moral values, others remain so because either they are ugly, poor, spineless or too afraid to approach a girl.
Practically i don't suggest anybody to cheat on their girl friend (will talk about WIFE later) because there are more benefits for you than cheating on her. I never cheated or couldn't because initially i was ugly, then i was poor but now i can but i don't want to.
So coming back to out topic i am going to tell you how to cheat without getting caught; i'll definitely keep updating this article as technology and changing lifestyle always change the rules of cheating, for example 20 years back i wouldn't be talking about mobile phones but now you just cant ignore it if u're a cheater cock.
1) Never try to go around with your girl's best friend. Even if she is a despo bitch sometimes she may feel guilty and the same tongue which gave you pleasure would become the reason for your misery.
2) Try to find a girl from your workplace, gym, college or from your best MALE friend's locality. If you generally have sex at your own place NEVER make a new gf from your locality. And if you want one, make sure she also have a primary boy friend so that she would also help you keeping this affair secret.
3) Then next very important thing you should do is to have at-least two mobiles.
4) Try not to add the new girl on facebook so that you can give your password to main gf to win her trust. Even if she is added on your fb, tell her that your mom sometimes work with you on internet. Decide a secret code word (ex, mogambo, beiber fan, etc ) so that when ever ure online with your main gf and and new one buzzes you on chat, you can get away writing that word so that she'll think you are working online with your mom.
5) Never plan dates with both on same day or you'll end up getting too many calls as usual and get your date spoiled.
6) Make similar code word for phone calls etc because some irritating girl friends try to hear whom you are talking to.
7) whenever you go out on date with the other girl keep an excuse in mind like what to say when main gf's friend sees you there with this new one or she herself confronts you accidentally at the date. Always keep a track of her location when ure out with the new one.
8) Always be ready to dump one in case both girls find catch you cheating. Keep your answers ready, play a little blame game that time and play a victim or being ignored card.
9) Don't try to be smart remembering dates of important events in your relationships. You cant afford to be wrong about your first kiss or her favorite drink. Better act like a jerk and remember nothing.
10) Do not use credit cards on your gf. Just imagine your main gf reading your card statement and asking about the lingerie you gifted to another one.
11) Always call all your gfs with same nickname (like baby, honey, sweety etc) bacause rosy wont like to be called as maria when riding your horse.
12) Always carry your deo with you. Or try to take a shower if you had a session with one and then going to meet another one. Believe me these girls are better than 'Dog Squad' with fragrances.
13) Always check your clothes for lipstic marks or hair strands when you leave after a session. Girls can scan more precisely than those in US Airports.
14) Keep separate boxes of condoms for each one because they will find out why this box ended early.
15) Don't update your location on social networks and ask her not to tag you on images or check-ins. So that later you can easily manipulate about your locations as per condition.
So these were some basic rules you should keep in mind while two timing. Always believe in your instinct and play safe. And don't commit if you are not serious for her. Play with bitches not with good gals. Guys like you turn them into bitches.
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But you definitely know men have a long history of being unfaithful and having multiple partners in some point of their life span. No doubt there are some loyal men out there but only a negligible fraction of them stay loyal due to moral values, others remain so because either they are ugly, poor, spineless or too afraid to approach a girl.
Practically i don't suggest anybody to cheat on their girl friend (will talk about WIFE later) because there are more benefits for you than cheating on her. I never cheated or couldn't because initially i was ugly, then i was poor but now i can but i don't want to.
So coming back to out topic i am going to tell you how to cheat without getting caught; i'll definitely keep updating this article as technology and changing lifestyle always change the rules of cheating, for example 20 years back i wouldn't be talking about mobile phones but now you just cant ignore it if u're a cheater cock.
1) Never try to go around with your girl's best friend. Even if she is a despo bitch sometimes she may feel guilty and the same tongue which gave you pleasure would become the reason for your misery.
2) Try to find a girl from your workplace, gym, college or from your best MALE friend's locality. If you generally have sex at your own place NEVER make a new gf from your locality. And if you want one, make sure she also have a primary boy friend so that she would also help you keeping this affair secret.
3) Then next very important thing you should do is to have at-least two mobiles.
4) Try not to add the new girl on facebook so that you can give your password to main gf to win her trust. Even if she is added on your fb, tell her that your mom sometimes work with you on internet. Decide a secret code word (ex, mogambo, beiber fan, etc ) so that when ever ure online with your main gf and and new one buzzes you on chat, you can get away writing that word so that she'll think you are working online with your mom.
5) Never plan dates with both on same day or you'll end up getting too many calls as usual and get your date spoiled.
6) Make similar code word for phone calls etc because some irritating girl friends try to hear whom you are talking to.
7) whenever you go out on date with the other girl keep an excuse in mind like what to say when main gf's friend sees you there with this new one or she herself confronts you accidentally at the date. Always keep a track of her location when ure out with the new one.
8) Always be ready to dump one in case both girls find catch you cheating. Keep your answers ready, play a little blame game that time and play a victim or being ignored card.
9) Don't try to be smart remembering dates of important events in your relationships. You cant afford to be wrong about your first kiss or her favorite drink. Better act like a jerk and remember nothing.
10) Do not use credit cards on your gf. Just imagine your main gf reading your card statement and asking about the lingerie you gifted to another one.
11) Always call all your gfs with same nickname (like baby, honey, sweety etc) bacause rosy wont like to be called as maria when riding your horse.
12) Always carry your deo with you. Or try to take a shower if you had a session with one and then going to meet another one. Believe me these girls are better than 'Dog Squad' with fragrances.
13) Always check your clothes for lipstic marks or hair strands when you leave after a session. Girls can scan more precisely than those in US Airports.
14) Keep separate boxes of condoms for each one because they will find out why this box ended early.
15) Don't update your location on social networks and ask her not to tag you on images or check-ins. So that later you can easily manipulate about your locations as per condition.
So these were some basic rules you should keep in mind while two timing. Always believe in your instinct and play safe. And don't commit if you are not serious for her. Play with bitches not with good gals. Guys like you turn them into bitches.
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